You know what I hate? Slippers. Slippers are the worst. They are pointless and dumb. "Look at me slipping around in some slippers" is something people wearing slippers would say. They might also say "I am just lounging around in slippers because my feet are cold." What an asshole that person is. Here's an idea - just put on some socks. Socks are something that I do not hate. In fact socks are one of my favorite things in the world. They would never just slip off your feet. They are made to stay on, like all good footwear. Also, everyone looks better in a nice pair of sturdy socks.
Slipper wearing folk think that socks are bad because they can't wear them outside. Or even that they don't want to get them dirty. Here is how to respond when slipper people make these points
a) Wear shoes when going outside
b) Stop walking around in dirt
Slipper people all have tremendous egos, so they probably will not listen to this advice. But you should tell them this every time you see them.
To sum up:
1. Slippers are dumb
2. Socks are great
3. People who wear slippers are assholes
I really hate slippers.